pseudoberries random thoughts about life, hacking and open source

11Jul/082

Introducing: Ask random!

Remember Ask Jeeves, the old human-friendly search engine? Well, it's successor is finally here: Ask random! It's THE leader in random decision making!

Got a tough decision to make? Just ask random! It's 101% random, guaranteed!

You won't regret! Ask now!

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10May/080

Fighting internet idiocy

Tired of stupid comments on your blog? Check out StupidFilter! Its aim is to programmatically detect stupidity, protecting you from the overwhelming amount of internet idiocy. It's currently in alpha but my short tests of their demo seems to indicate that it works!

From their FAQ:

How are you going to manage to recognize stupidity programmatically?
Pretty much the same way you can programmatically recognize spam, we'll look for things that characterize stupidity and assign particular tokens different weights based on how often they occur in hand-picked examples of idiotic comments. For more information, see Naive Bayes Classifiers and CRM114.

You just got to love their attitude (also from their FAQ):

Isn't filtering stupidity elitist?
Yes. Yes, it is. That's sort of the whole point.
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12Mar/080

I couldn’t resist…

Ubuntu Cola

Found this in the convenience store at campus and just had to have it. Doesn't taste bad either.

Apparently one third of the profits are returned to the sugar cane farmers in Malawi and Zambia. See www.ubuntu-trading.com for more information on Ubuntu Cola and the Ubuntu Trading Company.

20Oct/070

The mac BSOD

The Marble of DoomOh yes, if you've ever used Mac OS X you've most definitely cursed at the The Spinning Beachball of Death. But now is your chance to fight back!

Since I grow more and more frustrated about my mac every day, I found this amusing.

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16Oct/070

Random Links

It's so true, so very true: The Worst Thing about Macs

This is an amazing photo:
This shot was taken in 1968 by the French army in the Fangataufa atoll. Codenamed Canopus, it yielded 2600 kt.

Funny:

Oh, please do come a little closer!

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